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tisdag 25 april 2017

Made of China, Big in China (DTT)

Mitali juhlivalle itsenäiselle Suomelle, se on siinä (se oli siinä)

  • Sarastavan Sote-Suomen kunniaksi julkaistu juhlaraha, Kansalaissote Suomi - Finland 1917-1939. Tai no, komennettiin lepo ennen ampumista, julkaisu peruttiin.
  • Koska kolikolla yleensä kaksi puolta, olisi toinen tai vastapuolisko voinut esittää punaisia ampumassa valkoisia, tekstillä Vapaussote Suomi - Finland 1917-1939.
  • Toki tälläkin juhlarahalla olisi ollut kaksi puolta. B-puolella komeili nimittäin kuva Helsingin Olympiastadionin tornista. Yhdessä ne olisivat voineet muodostaa tarinan: uroteoista palkitaan mitaleilla.
  • Mutta kohurahan suunnitellut Ilkka Suppanen kuvitteli sen sijaan että "kolikko olisi sulka ministeri Orpon hattuun".
  • Juhlarahan yläotsikko oli tietenkin Kansalaissota. Siitä syntyi myös vilkasta väittelyä: oliko se kannanotto. Vaihtoehtoisia käsitteitä ovat muun muassa vapaussota, veljessota, sisällissota - ja kenties Ensimmäisen maailmansodan Suomi-osio tai Suomi-rintama.

tisdag 11 april 2017

Mitt i prick i sikte

Charlotta Svenskberg
- söker fullträffar, försöker undvika bommar,
siktar på flyt och glid
Kaisa Mäkäräinen
- söker fullträffar, försöker undvika bommar,
siktar på flyt och glid

fredag 31 mars 2017

N-peili (Nato otaN)

North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO)
Organisation du traité de l’Atlantique Nord (OTAN)

söndag 26 mars 2017

America Fist

Donald Trump:
Thesis - "America First"
Antithesis - "We have to start winning wars again"

Synthesis - America Fist

tisdag 21 mars 2017

All in the Family | Family First

All in the Family
Family First

Family is Worst

The First Family
Family is All in

Donald "thumby up" Trump incl. family
(with one member from the former Soviet.
Trump was raised in Queens, New York City.
Living in the White House with his family).

Archibald "dummy up" Bunker incl. family
(with one  member from the former Soviet.
Living in Queens, New York City,

on Hauser Street with his family).


Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.

And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.

fredag 3 mars 2017

Donald invents the da da ism

Da is not referring to Salvador Dali, but to the Russian word for yes. The situation is quite dadaistic on the whole, there's a no here, a yes there.

The Donald Trump campaign, his speeches, tweets, grabbings, doings - the not-fake-fact that he won the election - all this seems like a dadaistic film by Luis Buñuel come true. 

So did Donald get by with a little help from his Russian friends or not? Is he lying about it or not? Is Jeff Session lying or not? Are all the rest in the Trump troop lying or not?

Well, anyway we know for sure, that Trump has a amazingly positive picture of Vladimir Putin. Da da Russia.

"Trump defends under-fire Attorney General Jeff Sessions"

"Trump, citing no evidence, accuses Obama of ‘Nixon/Watergate’ plot to wiretap Trump Tower"

måndag 27 februari 2017


Donald John playing his own version of huge house (also known as white house). During this year - period - DJ is planning to arrange the most amazing rave ever seen. Ever seen. The border between US and Mexico will be crowded with loud speakers high as hell. Trump'n'bann, a musical wall, a wonder hit.
A beast seller. A torture teller. A fake wit.

söndag 26 februari 2017

Abraham Lincoln speaking to the French people about fooling

You can fool all the people
some of the time,
and some of the people
all the time,
but you cannot fool all
the people all
the time.

Trumpe Le Monde

Doxies: Trumpe Le Monde
Pixies: Trompe Le Monde
Trompe Le Monde means fool the world
in the french world.
Trumpe Le Monde means fake the world
in the white house.

onsdag 22 februari 2017

Master of Fakenews by Trump Donald

"Play that Paranoid music (white boy)."

The family album of Trump gospels
amazingly presents:
Master of Fakenews.

(A pretty louder reality show
than even the Osbournes could blow.)

"100 days of Trump claims"
The font in use on the Master of Reality cover is Kabel,
so fake fonts, here we come.

måndag 20 februari 2017

“You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden. Sweden, who would believe this?”

Donnie Långtrump
(aka Donnie Longtrumping)
with his monkey Mr. Bannon.
Last night they wanted to
make Sweden great again.


"Last night in Sweden"

The Lively and Strange Surprizing Alternative Facts of Robinson Crusoe

Friday bottle 1 (a good spirit)
It's Friday and Robinson Crusoe finds a bottle of booze. He empties the bottle, but before he gets a black out, he dreams of some one to share his destiny with.

Friday bottle 2 (a good spirit)
It's Friday and Robinson Crusoe finds a message in a bottle. A guy called Alexander Selkirk, who also happens to live on a desert island, is looking for a mate. Robinson starts to dream about an island for two.