Something is rotten in the state of Finland

Stubbe, or not Stubbe: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The tweets and postings of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them?  To bike: to run;

Go more; and by each step to say we win

The heart muscle-ache; the thousand triathlon shocks