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tisdag 24 september 2013

Elop pole

 
In Helsinki City we have this thing called the Mannerheim statue. But he’s so lonely up there, the old guy Mannerheim. Let’s cheer him up with a modern time hero, a business Moses. Stephen Elop, riding on a My Little Phone in forever changing colors.

By the way, Elop pole is a palindrome, and that leads us to another solution: a gigantic shame pole.

Let go of Guggenheim, we need something to connect us.

fredag 20 september 2013

Not a steep flop

The Nokia years were not a steep flop for Stephen Elop. During this session he got away with a lot of chips on his bank account. No one rubbed his face or robbed his future. In the old days you could gain about 30 silver coins for these kind of transactions but Elop will secure his days with up to 30 millions euros for his alien show.

Or am I wrong? Was Nokia in a worse state than we ever thought. The rubber boots leaking and the tyres tired and flat. Is 30 000 000 € a cheap insurance or dowry for something completely downy.

And then a finish...

Eppujen Murheellisten laulujen maan uudessa versiossa on tämä rivi "Lumihanki, poliisi ja viimeinen erhe" päivitettävä viittauksella Nokian älypuhelinhankkeeseen...

torsdag 5 september 2013

From Elop to Flop

As stated in Bill of Rights or gates open, part two, I am looking forward to reading moments with these coming best sellers: "From Watergate to Billgate" and "From Social Media to Socialized Media". Now I have a new one for my list books-to-read-before-I-die, that is of course "From Elop to Flop".

By the way, now we got this new expression e-loop, for economical movements in the digital business sphere.