In Helsinki City we have this thing called the Mannerheim statue. But he’s so lonely up there, the old guy Mannerheim. Let’s cheer him up with a modern time hero, a business Moses. Stephen Elop, riding on a My Little Phone in forever changing colors.
By the way, Elop pole is a palindrome, and that leads us to another solution: a gigantic shame pole.
Let go of Guggenheim, we need something to connect us.